Toothaches and Ice Skates!
Ok so yesterday I wake up with a killer of a toothache. I took some motrin around 10:00 am and it seemed to be ok for a little while but as the day went on it just got worse and worse. So finally I make an emergency call into the dentist and he fits me in. After looking, prodding, poking, x-raying and a host of other things he says: ”Man I wish I could help you but…….” What do you mean but…….? I am dying here. As we speak I am second guessing my entire existence. I mean I’ve read the stories……. Some are burned at the stake, some boiled in oil but seriously a toothache? Now thats getting creative. Obviously, I am not comparing myself to a martyr but this throbbing pain has made its way to my head and I am starting to think very dillusionally. Pray for me, seriously, I may have to take the Tom Hanks/Castaway route and go get some ice skates. Have a pain free day!
